No, I do not have an overdeveloped ego. I've been accepted into WordGoddess. As such, I have completed their Twenty Questions project by way of an intro into the ring.
What is the longest relationship you've been in?
I have had a long and abiding love affair with Jon Bon Jovi since the sixth grade. Oh, wait, you mean real life? Well, I was married to my ex for six years and knew him for eight. But I've been together with Calvin for four years at have known him for nine. I'd prefer to say my longest relationship is with Calvin. It's certainly the best one.
What kind of car do you drive?
My baby! A 2001 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab, black, 3/4 ton, and recently blessed with a thumpin' new stereo.
What kind of pets do you have?
It's more accurate to say that my pets have me. Gypsy, my four year old Beagle; Gadget, my three year old Miniature Pinscher; Kye, my two year old German Shepherd; and Juno, the ferret. I forget how old it is - two, maybe?
Toilet paper: over or under?
I don't CARE as long as it's ON THE ROLL. Gr.
Cheesecake or chocolate cake?
Yes. You can't make me choose between them.
Coffee or tea?
Coffee every day or I die. Tea only if I'm sick, and then it's only English Breakfast Tea with honey in it.
Caffeinated or decaf?
What's the use of drinking it if it ain't got caffeine??
PC or MAC?
PC. Although I learned on Macs in high school.
How many computers are in your house?
Two desktops (one in the computer room, one in our bedroom) and three laptops (Marie's, mine from work, and Calvin's from work).
When you look out a window, what exactly are you looking for?
My stable full of horses. I know I left 'em around here somewhere...
What was the last movie you watched and did you like it?
Rock Star. It was better than I thought it was going to be, but then, Mark Wahlburg is a cutie patootie.
What was the last driving ticket you got?
Speeding - going 55 in a 40. Coming home from having breakfast at Calvin's mom's restaurant, on Father's Day, two (or was it three?) years ago.
Sleep nude or no?
Both. It depends on how cold (or hot) it is.
Do you smoke?
Have you ever bought anything online?
I am Amazon's bitch.
Have you ever sold anything online?
You mean besides my soul to the devil? No. (Kidding! I'm kidding.)
What was the worst place you ever lived?
Amusingly enough, in the very house I live in now. When I lived there with my ex. Before we split up. I think it was a psychological thing more than anything having to do with the physical house.
What was the best place you ever lived?
I maintain a VERY strong connection with my childhood home, but I have to say that the best place I've ever lived is the house I live in now. After Calvin moved in. After we finished the Home Improvement Project From Hell(tm). It's a very very very fine house, now. Home, even.
Sunflower seeds - eat the shell or not?
Shells are icky. Only weird people eat the shells.
What was the last book you read and did you like it?
Tolkein's "The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring". Who doesn't like those books??? I ask you.
You like my new entry layout? Is it readable, or does it suck? If it sucks, just tell me and I'll change it back.
High: We completed all of our spa hooking-up last night, and tonight we soak in it for the first time! Highly amusing story to follow soon, with rooftop pictures!
Low: Jon Bon Jovi is not available to soak in my spa with me. Other than that, I have nothing to complain about.
See "High" and "Low".
See "High" and "Low".
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't really matter.
A Year Ago
More or less
I was sick.
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