Friday, October 01, 2004
Just Shoot Me
Woman coming into her cubicle, speaking to the person who sits across from her: "Good morning!"
"Good morning, how are you?"
"Yeah, it's Friday."
"It's Friday! I'm even dressed for Friday!"
I went to the bathroom. While in the bathroom, I heard someone whisper the following: "Oh, man. I hope that flushes."
I guess she thought she was alone.
Then, coming back from the bathroom, a co-worker passed me in the hallway.
Him - "Good morning!"
Me - "Good morning, how are you?"
Him - "Great. It's Friday!"
Today is Calvin's birthday! He's the cutest, most adorable, most wonderful, most handsome birthday boy ever!!!
There, I think I've suitably embarrassed him. Who needs clapping, singing waiters when you have a website?
Thursday, September 30, 2004
- The New Crack - Hershey's Kisses with Caramel
- The New Song - "Headsprung" by LL Cool J
- The New Obsession - All the past seasons of CSI
- The New Insult - "You're 30 pounds of stupid."
- The New Saying - "Yes I am, you likey?"
- The New Read - Dooce archives
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Better Living Through Drugs
Prescriptions I have filled in the past week:
Advair - asthma
Guaifen - decongestant
Promethazine Codeine - the best. cough syrup. EVER. Love.
Effexor - anti-crazy med
Yasmin - anti-baby med
Allegra - allergies
I am a walking pharmacy.