Woo Hoo!!!

I got the job! The manager had very nice things to say about me! As Jen Fu would put it, I feel pink and fuckin' sparkly!
- posted by Laura @ 3:46 PM

 
That Damn Cat

I'm surfing away on the net when a repetitive sound comes to my attention.

"rattle THWAP! squeak squeak rattle THWAP! thwap squeak THWAP!"

I lean forward on the couch and look around the corner of the wall toward the stairs. And there sits Oz, next to the CAT FLAP!, smacking the flap with his front paw. He turns his head, looks at me looking at him, and without even breaking eye contact reaches BACK behind him with his HIND foot and gives the CAT FLAP! a kick.

"rattle THWAP!"

Which is Oz language for, "Get up, you lazy bitch, and feed me!"

Which I did (because I'm a good bitch), and he has stopped.

I am lazy, though, and I need to get up off this couch and do the following things:

1. Go to the gym;
2. Clean the house;
3. Shower;
4. Do homework,
5. Obsess about whether or not I got the job I interviewed for (nod to Heather, who is going through the same anxiety, except her boo-boo is bigger than mine.)

Later, taters!
- posted by Laura @ 9:48 AM

 
My most embarrassing entry yet.

Here for your entertainment.
- posted by Laura @ 6:29 PM

 
Two Random Things

1. Pudding and Cake are the best two words (and ingredients) ever brought together by mankind.

2. Frank Caliendo is my new favorite comedian.
- posted by Laura @ 4:55 PM