Snerkology - The Weblog Version: January 2006

Saturday, January 28, 2006

New entry

Hi, friends! There's a new entry up. Thanks, as always, for reading!

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Friday, January 27, 2006

This is the other reason...

... also because she isn't weird all the time.

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Midnight Therapy With Crystal

One of the many reasons why I heart Crystal.

She's so fucking weird. And this morning, I'm totally enjoying the process of reminding myself of that.

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

What. The. Fuck.

Whuthefuh????

This link is all Sundry's fault.

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

My new favorite website

The Daily Mumps. For those of us with an understanding of, nay, passion for sarcastic wit. Especially where small children are the victims. At last, somebody out there with my sense of humor.

Thanks, Jon, for the link.

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I'll bet you didn't know...

(thank you, Robyn)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Laura!

Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Laura fighting underground!
Early thermometers were filled with Laura instead of mercury.
If you put a drop of liquor on Laura, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
Laura is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
Ostriches stick their heads in Laura not to hide but to look for water!
Laura can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Laura!
About one tenth of Laura is permanently covered in ice.
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Laura.
Peanuts and Laura are beans!

Posted by Laura at 12:50 PM | Permalink | Comments

Friday, January 20, 2006

Quoth Marie

"I think I would rather be stabbed than have a hangnail."

Posted by Laura at 9:32 PM | Permalink | Comments

New Entry

Hi, friends. There's a new entry up. Thanks for reading!

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Discouraged

There comes a time, in the whole child rearing process, where there stops being anything in it for the parents.

Posted by Laura at 10:27 AM | Permalink | Comments

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

New entry up

Hello, all! There's a new entry up.

Those of you who requested a copy of "Dance, Bitches!" will be thrilled to know that I mailed them out today. My heart was in the right place, even if my ability to procrastinate overcame any good I tried to do.

Take care!

Posted by Laura at 1:37 PM | Permalink | Comments

Friday, January 06, 2006

A dilemma that only the ladies will understand.

I have a dilemma. You see, I'm having a good hair day. Naturally, you would think that the last thing that good hair would cause would be a dilemma.

Here's the thing. Calvin and I are planning on going out this evening. According to my Newfound Motivation 2006 (tm), I need to work out today. So! Do I perform my workout after work, thereby necessitating another shower and the chance that my hair will decide to be stupid? Or do I skip the workout and feel guilty, but with good hair?

Will the workout cancel out the chagrin of bad hair? Will good hair cancel out the guilt of not working out?

I am truly stymied on this one.

Posted by Laura at 11:41 AM | Permalink | Comments

Thursday, January 05, 2006

New entry, belated notification

I haven't been able to get signed into Blogger from home for the past couple of days... there's a new entry up for the 3rd.

Posted by Laura at 12:21 PM | Permalink | Comments

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year! Happy New Entry!

Hi, all. Starting off the new year with a bang, I present to you the required journal entry of my resolutions.

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