Sunday, April 30, 2006
Thursday, April 27, 2006
New update on the journal
All pictures. For Lilly, who is missing her boys.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Defecation Station
It seems like all I've been dealing with today is doodie and tinkle. Nobody remembers feeding Robert corn and yet there it is in his britches, all Roman drinks is formula and yet his diapers are filled with green goo, and Devlin drinks so much water his diapers weigh five pounds. To top that off, Cheeto created a masterpiece in his cage that I needed to scoop out, and Calvin scared the cat so bad that he pee'd on our bedroom carpet. So I got to clean that up, too. All that's left is for the dogs to mess in the house and I've got bingo.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
The regression has begun
I found myself standing in front of the TV, fascinated by Sesame Street this morning. Did you know that MARIA is still on the show??? She was on it when I was (legitimately) watching it back in the 70's. How would it be to have a life-long career in Sesame Street? I wonder how much they pay. How weird to have salary competition against a puppet.
Funny moment of the morning: I was in the kitchen getting the boys some breakfast, and Robert came running in. He rested his forehead on the refrigerator, thumped his little fist against it, and said, "Why, oh why? Oh why?" in a very dramatic voice. Our little thespian.
Where the heck does he get this stuff???
Funny moment of the morning: I was in the kitchen getting the boys some breakfast, and Robert came running in. He rested his forehead on the refrigerator, thumped his little fist against it, and said, "Why, oh why? Oh why?" in a very dramatic voice. Our little thespian.
Where the heck does he get this stuff???
Monday, April 24, 2006
New entry
There's a new entry up, about our first full day taking care of the babies.
Oh, and I also wanted to mention that Marie's Senior Prom went swimmingly, her date was a very nice young man, we mostly avoided Prom Night Drama, and the event was deemed a success. Pictures forthcoming.
Thanks for reading!
Oh, and I also wanted to mention that Marie's Senior Prom went swimmingly, her date was a very nice young man, we mostly avoided Prom Night Drama, and the event was deemed a success. Pictures forthcoming.
Thanks for reading!
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
New Entry - WritingWomyn Collab
My April collab for WritingWomyn is up. Thanks for reading!
My Personal DNA
Monday, April 17, 2006
Good stuff!
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Becoming one with the Sims (2); aka "Meet the Scandals"
After a bit of technical trickery, I have succesfully loaded The Sims 2 on my computer. Having never played before, last night was a comedy of errors.
Patrick (Dempsey) Scandal - is a big whiney baby who is too fussy to take a shower when someone else is in it. He had a nervous breakdown when the kitchen caught on fire (more on that later) and had to be coddled by the therapist. When he sleeps he dreams a lot about Kate.
Kate (Beckinsale) Scandal - doesn't like anybody and argues a lot. She can't cook and as a result set the kitchen on fire. Fortunately, she knows how to use a fire extinguisher. After that she smelled a lot, but she couldn't take a shower because Patrick was in there.
Matthew (McConaughey) Scandal - actually looks more like Owen Wilson. He likes to flirt with the neighbors - male and female - but is otherwise a lazy good-for-nothing who naps on the couch a lot.
Scarlett (Johansen) Scandal - eats and pees a lot. She also falls asleep on her feet and missed her first day on the job as a team mascot. Her boss called to complain. When she's awake she yells at me a lot.
LL Cool (J) Scandal - seems to be the only one who cleans and who answers the door when the neighbors come over. He won't let anybody else sleep with him, though. He has a job as a dishwasher and actually made it to work the first day because I was zoomed out enough to notice the car pool pull up.
Jenny (McCarthy) Scandal - likes to jump up and down on the furniture, and also pees a lot. She seems to be the only one who will take out the trash, get the mail, and get the newspaper. She fights a lot with Matthew and LL.
They're all in a massive state of unfulfilled depression. But since my friend just gave me the cheat code for unlimited money, I suspect that will be taking a turn for the better in the near future.
Man, all this work and I just want them to have sex with each other.
Patrick (Dempsey) Scandal - is a big whiney baby who is too fussy to take a shower when someone else is in it. He had a nervous breakdown when the kitchen caught on fire (more on that later) and had to be coddled by the therapist. When he sleeps he dreams a lot about Kate.
Kate (Beckinsale) Scandal - doesn't like anybody and argues a lot. She can't cook and as a result set the kitchen on fire. Fortunately, she knows how to use a fire extinguisher. After that she smelled a lot, but she couldn't take a shower because Patrick was in there.
Matthew (McConaughey) Scandal - actually looks more like Owen Wilson. He likes to flirt with the neighbors - male and female - but is otherwise a lazy good-for-nothing who naps on the couch a lot.
Scarlett (Johansen) Scandal - eats and pees a lot. She also falls asleep on her feet and missed her first day on the job as a team mascot. Her boss called to complain. When she's awake she yells at me a lot.
LL Cool (J) Scandal - seems to be the only one who cleans and who answers the door when the neighbors come over. He won't let anybody else sleep with him, though. He has a job as a dishwasher and actually made it to work the first day because I was zoomed out enough to notice the car pool pull up.
Jenny (McCarthy) Scandal - likes to jump up and down on the furniture, and also pees a lot. She seems to be the only one who will take out the trash, get the mail, and get the newspaper. She fights a lot with Matthew and LL.
They're all in a massive state of unfulfilled depression. But since my friend just gave me the cheat code for unlimited money, I suspect that will be taking a turn for the better in the near future.
Man, all this work and I just want them to have sex with each other.
Sunday, April 02, 2006
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