This one is the fault of The Bloggess.
Typed “why” into the Google search engine, got this:
Typed “do”, got this:
Changed “do” to “does”, got this:
Typed “my”, got this:
Typed “husband”, got this:
To be fair, replaced “husband” with “wife”, got this:
Replaced “wife” with “child”, got this:
Try it yourself. You’ll get interesting results with dog, cat, daughter, son, boss, boyfriend, girlfriend, and goldfish. Review. Ponder. Discuss what this says about the most popular reasons to use a search engine. Insert social commentary here.
Okay, one more, just for fun:
Oh, and this one’s for my friends in Canada!
Okay, I’m done now. Swear.