Please, if you love me, just go watch this. Then come back.

THIS. This right here is why I’m so fucking homesick. You guys. How many times have I gone on and on about Portland, and J’s Oyster (4:04 to about 7:41)? How many times have I lauded the good folk that inhabit my home state? How often have I ached to get back to the way life is supposed to be?

Just watch it. Watch it all, and you’ll be on your way to understanding me. You may not particularly get WHY I want to move home so bad, but you’ll at least gain a slight insight into what went into making me who I am.

(If you want to watch the rest, part two is here (Conte’s!) and part three is here (bean suppah!).)

(Jesus God I’m homesick.)