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Goal Tended

I squee’d all over Facebook last Thursday.

After obsessively hitting “reload” on my student e-mail all morning, looking for the result of my portfolio, I arrived back from lunch with a message from my adviser sitting in my in-box. I closely observed my own reactions at that moment… racing heartbeat, muffled hearing, sweaty palms, gut clenched, everything in slow motion. It was seriously dumb, and I amused myself at the same time I was practically dying of the anticipation of just… clicking… on… the… message…

Once it opened I didn’t even read, I just scanned through looking for a number. And then I found one.

28.

I looked closer. Scanned further to see if there were any other numbers. Like, “We were going to give you 28, but on second thought decided to give you 19…”

Nope. Just 28.

And THEN I freaked out.

“No way. NO WAY. NO WAY!!!!”

My boss called from his cubicle, “No way what?”

“28!”

“28?”

“28!!!”

“28… bottles of beer on the wall?”

“No, credits for my portfolio. I’M DONE I’M DONE OH MY GOD I’M DONE.”

“You’re done with school?”

“I’m DONE!”

“Wow, congratulations!”

And then I called Bill. And then I posted to Facebook. And then I told my friend Karen. And then I sat and basked. And THEN I read through the whole message.

In a later message she commented that she’d never before seen such a high credit award for a portfolio. So. Go me!

This means I graduate in February instead of May. My diploma should be delivered sometime in April. You bet your bippy I’m gonna take a photo of it and post it. Like, everywhere.

The first time I mentioned working towards my degree was back in September of 2000. I started out going to Western International University, until it was removed from AcronymCo’s list of authorized schools. Then I took a handful of classes through Chandler-Gilbert Community College. I took a couple of breaks in between schools; when I changed jobs and had to re-apply for tuition reimbursement, after Grandma died and I dealt with the subsequent mental meltdown, and most recently while I waited for other folks in my organization to finish their degrees before I could apply for tuition. I finally got approval, and got accepted to the University of Massachusetts Amherst last November. I took two classes in the Spring semester, two classes in the Summer semester, two classes in the Fall semester, and I am enrolled in one class right now for the Winter semester. I will be done with my final class in just four weeks.

So. Over a decade, chasing this goal. It could be embarrassing, that it took me this long. Instead, I think it’s a tribute to my tenacity. I wanted my degree, and by GOD I got my degree.

Whew.

Is this thing on?

I could ask the same question of my brain.

I know that the folks that struggle through NaNoWriMo, in which they write a 50,000 word novel in a single month, have more to brag about than I do. After all, I’ve been working on my portfolio since September, and when I turned it in earlier this week it only reached 106 pages and 30,592 words. That’s including a table of contents, both of my resumes, two pages of references and five appendixes. Still, I turned it in with an unbelievably satisfying sense of accomplishment.

Now I wait, and see how many credits I get for it. I should hear something by the 13th. I have 92 credits right now, and I need 120 to graduate. The max I can get on my portfolio is 30 credits – if I get 28 or above I only have to take the History of the Civil Rights Movement class I have scheduled for the Winter semester (which is just five weeks long). If I get 25-27 I’ll only have to take one additional class in the Spring semester. If I get 22-24 credits I’ll have to take two classes this spring. Any way I go, I have a May 2013 graduation date, because according to my professor it’s very unlikely that I’ll get any less than 22 credits.

Just in time to celebrate by going to Maine (in 187 days)!

I haven’t written this formally, for this amount of time on a single project, in my life. Sure, I’ve written papers before. I’ve written short stories. I’ve written blog posts and articles, some of them damn long. But I’ve never had to write about the “what” and the “how” of my skills (in this case I wrote three chapters – Supply Chain Management, Photography, and Writing for the Internet), then reflect upon them with the “why” that follows the path of how I got from “there” to “here”. “Zoom in” to develop narrative, then “zoom out” to provide high-level context, with an introduction and conclusion that tie those three very disparate subjects together in a single theme. It was very challenging, and very rewarding.

Though if I never have to write in the APA format again I’ll be JUST FINE WITH THAT.

It’s funny. When I turned in my paper I was convinced that I wouldn’t feel like writing again for MONTHS. But here I am. Can’t keep a good wordy bitch down, I guess.

GOD it’s nice to be able to swear again.

Aside from busting my ass at school, life has been lovely. We’ve been hanging out quite a bit with our friends Aaron and Michelle, going Jeepin’ and hanging out at each other’s houses (EPIC ROCK BAND). They’re awesome. Really, they kick ass. You WISH you had friends as awesome as these. Well, and if I am your friend, lookit that. You do. We went to Sedona a couple of weekends ago and if anybody wants me to take their engagement pictures, I have just the spot:

Yes, the colors actually do look like that. No, they aren’t actually engaged (ha, YET). And YES, I still don’t do weddings. Heh.

I finished our Christmas shopping yesterday, with shipments going out to long-distance friends and relatives, and stuff arriving to the house to be wrapped and lugged up to Flagstaff for what we will henceforth refer to as our “Chalet Christmas”.

Did I talk about that? Maybe I didn’t talk about that. I probably just told Facebook. Anyway! We’re renting a cabin in Flagstaff (called a “chalet” in the description, which if you stick strictly to the definition of a wooden, sloped roof vacation residence in the mountains, is correct) for Christmas. Friends and family are coming up on the night of the 23rd for food and fun (tamales and tacos for Christmas dinner!), and spending the night. Then Bill and I (and Bailey!) will be by ourselves, barring any other day visitors, until the 26th. It’s in the middle of a Ponderosa pine forest, at an elevation that allows for hopes of a white Christmas. There’s a huge stone fireplace, every amenity we need to keep us fed and occupied, and plenty of places nearby to hike and Jeep.

We’re really looking forward to it. What I didn’t realize about going away for Christmas, though, is the logistics that are involved. Lugging up the presents, cooking holiday food ahead of time, procuring party necessities (read: booze), packing clothing and necessities for us and the pupster… it’s certainly more of a challenge than just making sure the house is “company clean”. I suspect, though, that it will be totally worth it. I haven’t felt this much in the way of holiday spirit in YEARS.

Who wants to bet that Oz will poop in our shoes while we’re gone? The NERVE of us leaving him (and Zoe) alone at Christmas! With big bowls of food and water. And blankets and kitty beds on the couch to lay on. And umpteen-million toys. Yeah, the nerve. I bet every single cabinet in the kitchen will be standing wide open when we get back.

Other items of dubious interest:

- Amanda and I had a Magic Mike squee-fest one evening while Bill was gone. I taught her how painless tequila shots are when chased with a chunk of fresh pineapple. The tequila was better than the movie, though there were some drool-worthy scenes. THE V CUT, LADIES, AMIRITE?

- I made homemade chicken stock for the first time, and it turned out awesome (if you don’t have one, you MUST get a dutch oven. I have this one and I LOVE IT). Then I filled up a couple of muffin pans to freeze it into 1/2 cup serving sizes. Popped them out, put two in each baggie then put all of the baggies into a couple of gallon sized ziplocks, and felt very much like Harriet the Happy Homemaker.

- I am apparently a sucker for specific-use dishes. I got a couple of these and a couple of these from Uncommongoods.com. Now all I want to do is make tomato soup and grilled cheese, and tapas with a variety of dips. We are going to use the CRAP outta these. Also, I totally want these. Oh, and this! Thank God for wish lists.

Okay, that about wraps it up for this edition of Ohai Let’s Get All Caught Up. How are YOU?

Checking in

I’m still alive. We’re still alive.

The owls are back. I’ll post a picture… sometime.

We got a new truck. Ditto on the picture. We traded in the Trailblazer for something that is more Maine Winter Friendly. Just the next step in our Grand Plans!

I’m in the throes of the last month of school for this semester. I’m working furiously on my Portfolio – the one that is supposed to net me upwards of 30 credits. The results of this thing will dictate whether I take one, two, three, or four more classes. Then there’s the other class – two papers due in the next few weeks in that one. So, that’s why I’m not writing much here. Or here very much lately, either. Four more weeks and I can re-commit to a regular writing schedule, both places. Swearz.

In a sort of mostly related segue, anybody ever read this? Thoughts? Specifically, why she has to have so many sexual metaphors for the act of taking a picture?

I’m making these at my earliest convenience. Do you think they’d do as a Thanksgiving dessert? I’m not much for pumpkin pie.

Speaking of recipes, I got The Smitten Kitchen Cookbook. It is the most beautiful, entertaining cookbook I’ve ever owned. The pictures are drool-worthy. But you knew that already.

Really, that’s it. Head down. Plowing forward. Work work work. Sleep, clean the house, play with the dog, work some more. I really do need to post more pictures of Bailey. Her awesomeness continues. Here’s one:

So… how are YOU?

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